Do you hear that? Huh? I SURRENDER. To whoever it is that decided they wanted to attack my email account and my facebook account simultaneously and change the passwords so I couldn't access them, I surrender. You win. I'm official throwing my hands up and saying I'M DONE.
To the one who shall remain nameless who has been terrorizing my family since Christmas... I surrender to you too. You win. You win the biggest asshole award. Congratulations. You may join the facebook/email stealer jerk in the group of "Mean people that are trying to bring the world down one measly person at a time."
To the person at Office Depot that claimed they rid my computer of all viruses in two hours and then charged me the amount of money it takes to feed my family in two weeks, only to have the same virus pop up 3 days later and then my email and facebook hacked into... I surrender to you - join the other two. You all win. In fact, you're all the next Charlie Sheen. You're all #WINNING hard core. Pat yourselves on the back.
To the ones who didn't win, but earn an honorable mention for trying: