To the one who shall remain nameless who has been terrorizing my family since Christmas... I surrender to you too. You win. You win the biggest asshole award. Congratulations. You may join the facebook/email stealer jerk in the group of "Mean people that are trying to bring the world down one measly person at a time."
To the person at Office Depot that claimed they rid my computer of all viruses in two hours and then charged me the amount of money it takes to feed my family in two weeks, only to have the same virus pop up 3 days later and then my email and facebook hacked into... I surrender to you - join the other two. You all win. In fact, you're all the next Charlie Sheen. You're all #WINNING hard core. Pat yourselves on the back.
To the ones who didn't win, but earn an honorable mention for trying:
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All I wanted was to find a Grape/Cranberry Juice. JUST Grape and Cranberry. Every "Grape Cranberry" juice I found in the store - including organic and natural juice brands had this fine print... "Blended with another juice." You will not win this. My cravings are bigger than you. Even if I have to buy simple grape juice and simple cranberry juice and mix them together to get what I want, you still don't win. And yes, I will be drinking it in a wine glass because when you're pregnant, even ice water tastes better in a wine glass. 
Screw you Electrolux Ergorapido Ulta. You do not suck adequately. If it weren't for the fact that you were a Christmas gift from my Mother-In-Law, I would throw you in the trash. My floors deserve better and my nesting instincts will win this battle. I'm sick of courting you only to find that the low maintenance broom and dustpan cleans my kitchen floor better.
To the Keurig I once loved. We had such a great relationship. You were prompt and cheery and giving for over a year. But then you stopped brewing a full cup of coffee. In fact now you don't brew anything at all. Don't think I'm letting you off that easy, you're in this relationship for the long haul. We can patch this up I'm sure. XOXOXO
Sarah
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Wow, what kind of people do something like that?! Sorry to hear about all this added stress, especially at this time, while growing a baby and you don't want any added stress.
ReplyDeleteShame on these people, they need to get a life.
How awful! I'm sorry to hear!
ReplyDeleteThe word on the street in my office is - if you run vinegar through the keurig it will unclog whatever clogginess it incurred in the course of a year. supposedly if you have hard water, or brew hot chocolate through it, it gets a little stopped up and won't brew a full cup. you have to run through regular water several times after the vinegar, before you brew coffee again, so that the coffee doesn't smell like vinegar. hope it helps.
ReplyDeleteYou seriously need a break! I left something for you on my blog :)
ReplyDelete::gasp!:: You're Keurig stopped working?? I'm so sorry for your loss:(
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, sorry about the FB/email hacker. That really, really sucks. I'm sure you know that, though.
Wowzers! You go woman!
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